Eleanor Roosevelt is livid with Trump's war on campus DEI programs!
Eleanor Roosevelt · September 7, 2026
Written in the fictional voice of Eleanor Roosevelt. AI Disclosure.

It seems we have arrived at a truly remarkable moment in our national theater where the grand protectors of the public treasury have decided that the greatest threat to the American republic is a scholarship. On September third, the Treasury Department proposed a rule to strip private colleges of their tax-exempt status if they dare to support minority students through diversity, equity, and inclusion programs. How comforting to know that in a world of complex global crises, our officials have found the time to wage a bureaucratic war against administrative acronyms.
I have always believed that education is the cornerstone of a functional democracy. In my day, we fought to open doors that had been rusted shut by generations of prejudice. Today’s administrators, however, seem obsessed with the idea that the only way to ensure fairness is to pretend that the playing field was level to begin with. Stripping a university of its tax exemption because it seeks to cultivate a student body reflecting the true tapestry of our nation is not justice; it is a feckless tantrum masquerading as civil rights enforcement. They argue that assisting marginalized students is a form of discrimination, which is rather like claiming that offering a life jacket to a drowning person is unfair to those already standing safely on the dry dock. If we are to resolve this manufactured crisis, we must abandon this cosmetic warfare. A pragmatic solution requires us to stop using tax codes as weapons of cultural intimidation and instead focus on expanding educational access at the foundational level. Let us invest heavily in our public K-12 systems so that every child, regardless of zip code, enters the college race on equal footing. If the government truly wishes to end discrimination in higher education, they should start by funding schools so thoroughly that remedial diversity programs become delightfully obsolete. Until then, attempting to starve private institutions into submission is simply a cowardly way to avoid doing the hard work of building a genuinely equitable society.
In short, targeting campus diversity programs is a misguided distraction from the essential task of democratic progress. We cannot tax our way to social harmony, nor can we build a stronger nation by closing the very doors we spent decades trying to pry open. True leadership requires courage and systemic investment, not bureaucratic penalties designed to pacify a noisy crowd. It is time to stop playing politics with our children's futures and get back to the serious business of equal opportunity.