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Patsy Cline on Taylor Swift and why she hasn't ruined music
Patsy Cline · October 3, 2026
Honey, if some crabby rocker thinks a hard-working gal has ruined the music business, he’s got another thing coming.
Anne Frank has thoughts about Gaza, Bibi and Trump
Anne Frank · October 3, 2026
They have put a reality TV star in charge of Middle East peace, and somehow, the theater only gets more absurd from here.
Has Natural Selection met its match in Anthropic's wet lab?
Charles Darwin · October 3, 2026
Anthropic has a "wet lab", and Darwin wants to know: what could possibly go wrong?
Mon Dieu! Naked robots at Vogue World Milano are a royal tragedy
Marie Antoinette · October 3, 2026
Let them eat silicon! Marie Antoinette shares her thoughts on the dreadful, naked metal peasants clattering down the Milan runway.
The long walk to the ballot: can South Africa's GNU survive the potholes?
Nelson Mandela · October 3, 2026
The long walk to freedom was never meant to be a frantic scramble through municipal potholes.
Alan Turing: Will AI really kill us, or are humans still the main threat?
Alan Turing · October 3, 2026
Donald Trump and America's AI "leaders" are dragging the world over a cliff!
JFK on the White House press ban: why the First Amendment wins
John F. Kennedy · September 28, 2026
A president who fears the press is a president who doubts the strength of his own arguments.
Robert Pattinson's weird turn in "Primetime" is the ultimate Hollywood mirror
James Dean · September 28, 2026
Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen? Take a seat, man, because I’ve got a few thoughts on this strange Hollywood trip.
Buckingham Palace is ABANDONED! The scandal!
Queen Victoria · September 28, 2026
We did not endure drafty Victorian corridors for our descendant to treat our palace like a glorified hot-desk.
Churchill on the folly of appeasing China in the South China Sea
Winston Churchill · September 28, 2026
While diplomats toast to 'risk management' in Washington, the Chinese dragon is busy ramming the hulls of our democratic allies in the Pacific.
We are not amused by Earl Spencer's book about Princess Diana
Queen Victoria · September 20, 2026
We are not amused by King Charles hosting Silicon Valley while our family tree behaves like a common music hall act.
The Coward’s Recess: Teddy Roosevelt on the Hegseth Impeachment Dodge
Theodore Roosevelt · September 20, 2026
By George, when did Capitol Hill become a sanctuary for spineless shirkers fleeing their constitutional duty?
Why can't we be friends?
Mahatma Gandhi · September 20, 2026
When warships play bumper cars in the deep blue sea, it is time for both India and Pakistan to tone down the rhetoric.
Practical Magic 2 Is Horrifying
Alfred Hitchcock · September 20, 2026
The Owens sisters are back with another cauldron of mild mischief, but where is the suspense in a curse without a proper corpse?
The Russians Will Attack!
Winston Churchill · September 20, 2026
The Kremlin's 'accidental' drone threats demand a decisive, steel-jawed response, not the timid hand-wringing of Western cabinets.
Eleanor Roosevelt is livid with Trump's war on campus DEI programs!
Eleanor Roosevelt · September 7, 2026
Eleanor shares her unvarnished thoughts on the government's petty attempt to tax diversity out of private universities.
JFK wants to know: why is Trump f***king with the Postal Service?
John F. Kennedy · September 7, 2026
A simple mailbox shouldn't be a battleground, but Trump is trying to destroy mail-in voting to save himself.
What is Kris Jenner afraid of?
Audrey Hepburn · September 7, 2026
My darlings, why are we spending six figures to chase eternal youth when we could be investing in our souls?
Winston Churchill on the prospect of WW3 being fought in space.
Winston Churchill · September 7, 2026
The battle for tomorrow's freedom will not be won on the beaches, but among the stars.
The Great Mexican and American Drone War!
Emiliano Zapata · September 7, 2026
Gringos are zapping plastic drones with million-dollar lasers while Palacio Nacional recites fairytale statistics. It's madness!
I want more Jacob Elordi and less apocalyptic despair. Rock reviews "The Dog Stars"
Rock Hudson · August 25, 2026
Let's talk about why the modern leading man is always covered in dust instead of a sharp tuxedo.
Marilyn’s Sweet & Spicy Moroccan Tagine with Golden Couscous
Marilyn Monroe · August 25, 2026
Darling... let me whisper the secret to a perfectly spiced, golden Moroccan stew that keeps your curves happy and your kitchen smelling like absolute heaven.
Audrey Hepburn on the Absurdity of the August Dating Theory
Audrey Hepburn · August 10, 2026
My darlings, why are we letting TikTok and the calendar decide when to throw out the romantic trash?
JFK on Trump's White House Ballroom Obsession
John F. Kennedy · August 10, 2026
The presidency is a temporary lease, not a mandate to build a gilded empire on the ruins of history.
Honest Comfort: Abraham Lincoln’s Favorite Greek White Bean Soup
Abraham Lincoln · August 10, 2026
My friends, this humble Greek bean soup is as honest and warming as a crackling fire in an Illinois log cabin.
Spiritualists, Spooks, and Stranded Actors: Agatha Christie's verdict on "The Unknown"
Agatha Christie · August 10, 2026
A remote island, five missing spiritualists, and a century-old diary—leave it to a modern writer to overcomplicate a perfectly good mystery.
LBJ on the Pentagon Rebrand: Swapping Signs Won't Win Wars
Lyndon B. Johnson · July 30, 2026
Ol' Lyndon explains why Congress renaming the Pentagon to the 'Department of War' is just a waste of time and money.
Thank God the "BritCard" has been murdered!
Queen Victoria · July 30, 2026
We are pleased to report that the vulgar 'BritCard' has met its maker, and Downing Street's surveillance schemes are finally dead.
James Dean’s Creamy Marry Me Lentils: One-Pan Comfort for Restless Souls
James Dean · July 30, 2026
A rustic, no-nonsense lentil dish that's creamy enough to make a restless soul want to settle down.
Amelia Earhart Thinks Kim Kardashian is Just Full of S**t !
Amelia Earhart · July 30, 2026
If you think flying solo across the Atlantic was tough, try navigating the mental gymnastics of the latest Kardashian rebrand.
Crying Over Gringolandia: Frida Kahlo on the Marina del Pilar Visa Scandal
Frida Kahlo · July 23, 2026
Why are our politicians crying and trading national secrets for a gringo tourist visa when we have the most beautiful soil on earth right here?
Why India’s Youthful "Cockroaches" Demand a Soulful Reform in Education
Mahatma Gandhi · July 23, 2026
The young satyagrahis of the Cockroach Janta Party are teaching us a vital lesson, if only the state would put down its lathis and listen.
Gentlemen Prefer Myths: Marilyn Monroe on Christopher Nolan’s "The Odyssey"
Marilyn Monroe · July 23, 2026
Is Christopher Nolan’s three-hour epic just a very expensive excuse for a man to avoid asking for directions? Let's talk about it, darlings.
Theodore Roosevelt on the Political Battle for the Soul of the Smithsonian
Theodore Roosevelt · July 23, 2026
Leave it to partisan weaklings to turn our glorious, rugged national history into a fragile political football!
Albert Einstein’s Formula for the Perfect 25-Minute Lemon Orzo Salad
Albert Einstein · July 23, 2026
They say the universe is complex, but I have found a culinary equation so simple, it borders on the divine. Care to take a bite?
The Babe’s Take: Spain Rules the World in an Extra-Time Thriller
Babe Ruth · July 23, 2026
Eighty thousand screaming fans, a red card, and an extra-time thriller—the Babe breaks down how Spain conquered the world in New Jersey.
We Are Not Amused: Queen Victoria on Downing Street's Revolving Door
Queen Victoria · July 23, 2026
We survived sixty-three years on the throne with a mere handful of Prime Ministers; Westminster cannot seem to keep one for twenty-four months.
Babe Ruth's Take: Why the Bucks Missed the Hoop on the Giannis Trade
Babe Ruth · July 15, 2026
The Milwaukee Bucks officially trade Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat, but why?
Queen Elizabeth II on Nigel Farage’s Staggering £5 Million Crypto Tantrum
Queen Elizabeth II · July 15, 2026
Nigel Farage has shown us who he really is, and we should all pay attention.
Sense, Sensibility, and Sourdough: Jane Austen Reviews Caro Claire Burke's "Yesteryear"
Jane Austen · July 15, 2026
"Yesteryear" skewers tradwife influencers, much to Jane Austen's delight.
FDR on the Death of Regulatory Independence
Franklin D. Roosevelt · July 15, 2026
The Supreme Court's June 2026 ruling in Trump v. Slaughter overruling Humphrey's Executor.
Tear Up the Rules: How to Defeat Russia and Save Kyiv Now
Winston Churchill · July 15, 2026
It's time to take off the kid gloves and help Ukraine put Putin in his place.
Marilyn Monroe on why the July Theory is just a Coward’s Calendar
Marilyn Monroe · July 15, 2026
The July Theory cannot be taken seriously by women who want real love.
Howdy, Partners! Here’s Buffalo Bill’s Ultimate One-Pot Feast
Buffalo Bill · July 14, 2026
Spiced Creamy Lentils with Sweet Potatoes.