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History's greatest icons weigh in on current affairs and share their favorite recipes.
Marilyn’s Sweet & Spicy Moroccan Tagine with Golden Couscous
Marilyn Monroe · August 25, 2026
Darling... let me whisper the secret to a perfectly spiced, golden Moroccan stew that keeps your curves happy and your kitchen smelling like absolute heaven.
I want more Jacob Elordi and less apocalyptic despair. Rock reviews "The Dog Stars"
Rock Hudson · August 25, 2026
Let's talk about why the modern leading man is always covered in dust instead of a sharp tuxedo.
JFK on Trump's White House Ballroom Obsession
John F. Kennedy · August 10, 2026
The presidency is a temporary lease, not a mandate to build a gilded empire on the ruins of history.
Audrey Hepburn on the Absurdity of the August Dating Theory
Audrey Hepburn · August 10, 2026
My darlings, why are we letting TikTok and the calendar decide when to throw out the romantic trash?
Spiritualists, Spooks, and Stranded Actors: Agatha Christie's verdict on "The Unknown"
Agatha Christie · August 10, 2026
A remote island, five missing spiritualists, and a century-old diary—leave it to a modern writer to overcomplicate a perfectly good mystery.
Honest Comfort: Abraham Lincoln’s Favorite Greek White Bean Soup
Abraham Lincoln · August 10, 2026
My friends, this humble Greek bean soup is as honest and warming as a crackling fire in an Illinois log cabin.
Amelia Earhart Thinks Kim Kardashian is Just Full of S**t !
Amelia Earhart · July 30, 2026
If you think flying solo across the Atlantic was tough, try navigating the mental gymnastics of the latest Kardashian rebrand.
James Dean’s Creamy Marry Me Lentils: One-Pan Comfort for Restless Souls
James Dean · July 30, 2026
A rustic, no-nonsense lentil dish that's creamy enough to make a restless soul want to settle down.
Thank God the "BritCard" has been murdered!
Queen Victoria · July 30, 2026
We are pleased to report that the vulgar 'BritCard' has met its maker, and Downing Street's surveillance schemes are finally dead.
LBJ on the Pentagon Rebrand: Swapping Signs Won't Win Wars
Lyndon B. Johnson · July 30, 2026
Ol' Lyndon explains why Congress renaming the Pentagon to the 'Department of War' is just a waste of time and money.
Why India’s Youthful "Cockroaches" Demand a Soulful Reform in Education
Mahatma Gandhi · July 23, 2026
The young satyagrahis of the Cockroach Janta Party are teaching us a vital lesson, if only the state would put down its lathis and listen.
Gentlemen Prefer Myths: Marilyn Monroe on Christopher Nolan’s "The Odyssey"
Marilyn Monroe · July 23, 2026
Is Christopher Nolan’s three-hour epic just a very expensive excuse for a man to avoid asking for directions? Let's talk about it, darlings.
We Are Not Amused: Queen Victoria on Downing Street's Revolving Door
Queen Victoria · July 23, 2026
We survived sixty-three years on the throne with a mere handful of Prime Ministers; Westminster cannot seem to keep one for twenty-four months.
The Babe’s Take: Spain Rules the World in an Extra-Time Thriller
Babe Ruth · July 23, 2026
Eighty thousand screaming fans, a red card, and an extra-time thriller—the Babe breaks down how Spain conquered the world in New Jersey.
Albert Einstein’s Formula for the Perfect 25-Minute Lemon Orzo Salad
Albert Einstein · July 23, 2026
They say the universe is complex, but I have found a culinary equation so simple, it borders on the divine. Care to take a bite?
Theodore Roosevelt on the Political Battle for the Soul of the Smithsonian
Theodore Roosevelt · July 23, 2026
Leave it to partisan weaklings to turn our glorious, rugged national history into a fragile political football!
Crying Over Gringolandia: Frida Kahlo on the Marina del Pilar Visa Scandal
Frida Kahlo · July 23, 2026
Why are our politicians crying and trading national secrets for a gringo tourist visa when we have the most beautiful soil on earth right here?
FDR on the Death of Regulatory Independence
Franklin D. Roosevelt · July 15, 2026
The Supreme Court's June 2026 ruling in Trump v. Slaughter overruling Humphrey's Executor.
Queen Elizabeth II on Nigel Farage’s Staggering £5 Million Crypto Tantrum
Queen Elizabeth II · July 15, 2026
Nigel Farage has shown us who he really is, and we should all pay attention.
Sense, Sensibility, and Sourdough: Jane Austen Reviews Caro Claire Burke's "Yesteryear"
Jane Austen · July 15, 2026
"Yesteryear" skewers tradwife influencers, much to Jane Austen's delight.
Babe Ruth's Take: Why the Bucks Missed the Hoop on the Giannis Trade
Babe Ruth · July 15, 2026
The Milwaukee Bucks officially trade Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat, but why?
Tear Up the Rules: How to Defeat Russia and Save Kyiv Now
Winston Churchill · July 15, 2026
It's time to take off the kid gloves and help Ukraine put Putin in his place.
Marilyn Monroe on why the July Theory is just a Coward’s Calendar
Marilyn Monroe · July 15, 2026
The July Theory cannot be taken seriously by women who want real love.
Howdy, Partners! Here’s Buffalo Bill’s Ultimate One-Pot Feast
Buffalo Bill · July 14, 2026
Spiced Creamy Lentils with Sweet Potatoes.